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Future Progressive is our new branding.

So if this isn’t your blog, what is it?

This is the site where I flog amusing merchandise that I’ve dreamed up to tie in with my blog.  That¹s it, really.  ​

   

All of the merch here has been created by me.  T-shirts are printed by a specialized printer, to my specifications, and fulfilled by them.  And my book!  It goes without saying, but I will anyway, that it was entirely written by me, and I think you'll enjoy it, if you enjoy laughing once in a while.  

     

Other merchandise, such as posters or cards, when I make them available, will be printed by me and delivered by me, for that added personal touch. 

OK, what’s with the name?

Snatsch’nFoofer? I needed a memorable name, but all the obvious ones were done to death. Snatsch’n Foofer was the name I uttered in frustration one day as an example of how ridiculous you’d have to get to come up with an original name that expressed my brand. 
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And then I thought:  You know, that ain’t half bad...  ​The rest is history.  Or will be.

 

OK, OK, so it's not exactly, like, the story of how penicillin was discovered, but, hey.  It’s what I've got, and we can just work with it.  Are you always this high-maintenance?
     

Oh, by the way:  the woman’s face graphic is called “Evil Grin” and she’s an essential element of my wordmark and brand.   

 

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