You're a new AirBNB in a different city every week; you're  pumpkin spice in our tepid instant coffee. 

Thanks for showing us how WOW our lives could be, if only we were, well—you.

Celebrate your almost oppressive perfection with this rub-it-in-their faces cheeky design.  One's called bro's and one's called babes, but I don't care which one you wear, making it entirely gender-neutral. 

(Don't forget to share your purchase on Instagram, will you, sweetie?)