The 
Future   progressive  Promise

I want your merchandise, and your purchase experience, to be a source of delight, always.

     ​That's why I've got your back with my guarantee: 

     If you are not 100% pleased with your T-shirt purchase, for ANY reason,
I will replace it or refund your payment, no questions asked.*

     ​And if your purchase experience or delivery was less than perfect, let me know—I will do my best to make it right.  

Text to (preferred) or call:  

1 647 767 0752

9 A.M.—5 P.M., 7 days a week.

     (Please do NOT leave voicemail, instead send a brief text message.)

Location and mailing address:
392 Sherbourne Street, Unit 805

Toronto, ON, M4X 1K3

Canada

e-mail: david@slowpainful.com

* Applies to T-shirt and other clothing purchases.  Some goods, such as digital goods (e.g. e-books) by their nature cannot be refunded or returned once fulfilled.  Please see my returns and exchanges policy for full details.