The Gandhi Collection

and utterly confounded by the myriad misquoted, mis-attributed and downright impossible quotes found everywhere online, I took it upon myself to see if I could out-fake the fakes. And thus, using the grain of sand of my irritation, I cultured in the oyster-shell of my brain these 100% fabricated pearls of wacky wisdom.  

By turns amused as all heck

Remember: 

Just because Gandhi didn't say it doesn't mean he didn't want to!