A brief chocolatey interlude

while I try not to fret about everything falling apart like a wet cardboard box. Facebook Life Event: Inventor of the Two-Bite Brownie Multiple Oh, Yeah It came to me in a gush of warm, velvety creaminess that enveloped my face. It was //NOT ENOUGH// to enjoy an entire pack of Two-Bite Brownies //OR// an entire can of Betty Crocker French Chocolate Frosting (or, as I like to call it, The Chocolately Love Jism of my Cruel Bitch Mistress). I piled the plate with Two-Bite Brownies and microwaved them, as my brain’s dessertebellum exploded like a quasar on a night out in boys’ town. Leaning back into Betty’s arms, I piped her Chocolately Love Jism onto the warm, swollen heads of the brownies. The rest, as they say, is history. Please, no statue. Wait until we evolve more. ֍ #brownies #chocolate #chocolatedeath #Facebooklifeevents

A brief chocolatey interlude