BREAKING NEWS: Operation to remove huge, malignant Fordoma from Toronto only partially successful.
The malignant Fordoma that was removed from Toronto being wheeled away. Yuk! (© 2015, David DelaRoddis. Licensed under Creative Commons “Steal this photo and say goodbye to answering the front door after 5PM” Version IX. You may be wondering: DelaRoddis is author of “Photography is Hard Unless of Course You’re Me.” Which you should definitely buy.)* Toronto, May 12th: Toronto’s prolonged suffering appeared to be at best temporarily at an end today, after an operation to remove a gigantic lump which it has been harboring for the past four years was pronounced guardedly successful. In this grisly photo – which may cause distress to some – we see the huge, malignant Fordoma that was removed from Toronto being wheeled out of the operating theatre. “It was touch and go for a bit in there,” said the chief surgeon, Dr Michael “Muddy” York, who appeared exhausted by the ordeal. “This was definitely one of those aggressive 905-type invasions. They’re tenacious, those buggers! And dumb…? Why, I’d rather drink a steeped tea from Timmies than try to discuss Margaret Atwood when one of these low-brow scum-suckers is around! Talk about embarrassing!” Dr. York, overcome with emotion, added: “Toronto’s safe for the moment – but not 100% out of the woods yet.” Toronto is heavily sedated and resting quietly in the recovery ward. Please, no visitors. * Actual attribution: Photo © by 680 CityNews.
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