A-fobbin’ off we go, a-fobbin’ off we go…!
I appear to have reached an all-time low, which, seeing where the bar is situated, makes me limbo champion of the universe as I touch the back of my balding scalp to my yellowed heels. I had been thinking it was time to post again, but, being too beaten down and so very dangling on the edge of extinction to really care, I dithered. I dallied. The only thing I had ready was a video, and that would make two videos in a row. For some reason, I imagined my readers would really care about this. As if! And once again possessed with that profoundly cynical Weltanschauung—which is a brand of German washing machine that tells you to at least rinse out your skivvies, dude, then locks you in the basement until you comply— I rallied! What is my solution? Post a cute cat video that’s not even by me! I oughta be horse-whipped. Horse-whipped, I tell ya! Altogether, now: “This is the only cute cat video I will ever post. “Today.” #animatedGIFs #victory