I AM A GREAT BIG PAIR OF GRANDAD PANTS …

… because I posted a broken link for you to buy my e-book. I should be horsewhipped. Horsewhipped, I tell ya! My sincere apologies to my friends and followers who, moving in a humming swarm of thousands but with one borg-like mind, attempted to bolster my self-worth by pre-purchasing from my online store. The link is fixed. My need for validation is as bottomless as ever. You know what this means. https://davidjroddis.wixsite.com/auntiememe/e-book {with special thanks to inadvertent QA tester Mark, without whom this mortifying public apology would not have been possible.}

I AM A GREAT BIG PAIR OF GRANDAD PANTS …