“A Slow Painful Death Would Be Too Good for You (and Other Observations)”


Gather round, peeps, for David's  gay, old one-man-show in e-book form. This book takes the first years of David's eponymous blog, whirls them in the blender of his caustic, inimitable wit, and serves them up ice cold.  


In this debut collection of laugh-out-loud personal and political commentaries, David's attention ranges from US and Canadian chicanery to pineapple freezies and just about everything in between, not neglecting to aim a few well-placed jabs at himself in the process. 


In a voice that ranges from caustic to camp, satyrical to lyrical, David proves once and for all that, no matter how desperate the situation may appear—it's never serious.


Frivolous but never shallow, The Book is perfect for dipping into on those sunny, or even rainy, summer days.





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