Hate capitalism. Love my smartphone!

Deep dive into the cognitive dissonance of using this gorgeous, premium-quality cotton tea towel while denouncing the system that made it possible!  Based on typical Soviet state propaganda, this tongue-in-cheek towel will keep your glassware sparkling and your ideological stance contradictory A F.


:. 100% soft, absorbent and fast-drying cotton

:. Hemmed edges, for durability

:. Product source:  Pakistan

:. Size is 28" x 28" (71cm x 71 cm)


Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Champagne Socialism: "Capitalism Sucks" Oversized Cotton Tea Towel

SKU: 14549167684323258761