Baking is her scheme. Banking is her dream.

Who knows what secret career goals lurk in the hearts of ambitious peasant women? Based on typical Soviet state propaganda, this tongue-in-cheek towel will keep your bread pans sparkling as you back-stab your way to C-Suite success. 

(Just don't break a nail.)


:. 100% soft, absorbent and quick drying cotton

:. Towel is hemmed for added durability 

:. Product source: Pakistan

:. Product size is 28" x 28" (71cm x 71cm)


Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Champagne Socialism: "Investment Banker" Oversized Cotton Tea Towel

SKU: 39998493052577717951