Hate Capitalism.  LOVE my iPhone built by child factory workers!

Feel the cognitive dissonance as you demonstrate against the rapacious CEO's of Wall Street while uploading jpegs of the police brutality to iCloud!  Embrace the absurdity of  broadcasting your socialist manifesto over a wireless connection made possible by market forces! 

Honestly? It's not easy being white, male, liberal, and—something else, I forget.  

Four Entitled Colors:  White, Gold, Kelly, Maroon.

NOTE:  The design for this tee uses an image which has been deliberately "distressed" to give a grunge vibe, and therefore reflects the kind of imperfections typical of that style.  This is not a "flaw", it's meant to look this way!

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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CARE INSTRUCTIONS:   Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Champagne Socialism: "Kapitalism Sucks"